NOW HIRING: HATERS WANTED!
Are you petty, bitter, and have too much time on your hands?
Do you spend your day scrolling just itching to be mad at someone who’s trying to fix New York?
We need YOU.
That’s right—our campaign is currently under-hated and that’s a problem.
No serious candidate gets taken seriously without a few haters in the comments.
Job Perks Include:
• Free typo-spotting practice
• Guaranteed attention from strangers
• A front-row seat to policies that actually work
• Unlimited access to your own misery
Qualifications:
• Must hate success
• Must love drama
• Must be allergic to facts
• Must own at least one anonymous burner account
Apply today and get your insults read out loud on our next livestream.
Let’s make New York BETTR—with or without you.
Jason S. Arnold for NY Governor 2026
(516) 586-0660
https://jsa2026.com
“I’m not a good candidate. I’m the right one.”
Are you petty, bitter, and have too much time on your hands?
Do you spend your day scrolling just itching to be mad at someone who’s trying to fix New York?
We need YOU.
That’s right—our campaign is currently under-hated and that’s a problem.
No serious candidate gets taken seriously without a few haters in the comments.
Job Perks Include:
• Free typo-spotting practice
• Guaranteed attention from strangers
• A front-row seat to policies that actually work
• Unlimited access to your own misery
Qualifications:
• Must hate success
• Must love drama
• Must be allergic to facts
• Must own at least one anonymous burner account
Apply today and get your insults read out loud on our next livestream.
Let’s make New York BETTR—with or without you.
Jason S. Arnold for NY Governor 2026
(516) 586-0660
https://jsa2026.com
“I’m not a good candidate. I’m the right one.”
🎯 NOW HIRING: HATERS WANTED! 🎯
Are you petty, bitter, and have too much time on your hands?
Do you spend your day scrolling just itching to be mad at someone who’s trying to fix New York?
📢 We need YOU.
That’s right—our campaign is currently under-hated and that’s a problem.
No serious candidate gets taken seriously without a few haters in the comments.
🧢 Job Perks Include:
• Free typo-spotting practice
• Guaranteed attention from strangers
• A front-row seat to policies that actually work
• Unlimited access to your own misery
Qualifications:
• Must hate success
• Must love drama
• Must be allergic to facts
• Must own at least one anonymous burner account
🔥 Apply today and get your insults read out loud on our next livestream.
Let’s make New York BETTR—with or without you.
💜
Jason S. Arnold for NY Governor 2026
📞 (516) 586-0660
🔗 https://jsa2026.com
“I’m not a good candidate. I’m the right one.”
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